I was born in a small province in the mountains of Norway and raised by super-chic jellyfish. My favorite hobby is gossiping about water buffalo. I like poetry, long walks on the beach, the gentle sea breeze, and poking dead things with a stick.
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile. You're looking but you can't see. I'll do whatever I want and noone is going to stop me. I have heard it all before, I am this and I am that. As far as you know I am the best or the worst thing you've ever seen. Then again, what do you know? Behind this screen I am nothing but a flat image. Hate me as much as you'd like. That's your obsession, not mine.